| You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself | Humour |
| Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it'... | Cute |
| To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, n... | Deep |
| No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can... | Love |
| If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else yo... | Mothers Day |
| Work hard and become a leader, be lazy and never succeed. | Bible |
| Cover them over with beautiful flowers, Deck them with garlands, th... | Memorial day |
| Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. | Famous |
| Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'... | Humour |
| Several excuses are always less convincing than one. | Meaningful |
| Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address o... | Bithcy |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. | Cute |
| For I verily, absent in body, but present in spirit, have judged al... | Bible |
| When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die. | Deep |
| I just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's som... | Celebrity |
| The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculat... | Wedding |
| True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom kno... | Friendship |
| Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his l... | Humour |
| Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. | Celebrity |
| We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its ow... | Confused |
| Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. | Thank You |
| If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus o... | Cute |
| When one door closes, another one opens, but we often look so long ... | Goodbye |
| View life as a continuous learning experience. | Good |
| All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine ... | Inspirational |
| I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter | MySpace |
| There is still no cure for the common birthday. | Birthday |
| Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't m... | MySpace |
| Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you ... | Friendship |
| Painful as it may be, a significant emotional event can be the cata... | Emo |