Humour Quotes

Share you sense of humour with these funny humour quotes. Have a laugh at someone else’s expense!

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'...	View
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself	View
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they ...	View
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'	View
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life del...	View
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his l...	View
When humor goes, there goes civilization..	View
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. ...	View
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, ...	View
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.	View
Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice.	View
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.	View
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each on...	View

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.

An Irishman needs three things: silence, cunning and exile.

From the great Gales of Ireland are the men that God made mad, for all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

Some see things the way they are and ask, Why? I dream things that never were, and ask Why not?